© I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.
© Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
© It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.
© Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
© You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.
© To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine.
© After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
© I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.
© If you're going through hell, keep going.
© Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted.
© If I had my way I'd make health catching instead of disease.
