Thursday, August 2, 2012

Bright Lights, Sweaty Armpits


Oh my goodness, can you believe this latest national scandal? No, not the Chick-fil-A hoop-la, I'm talking about Kristen Stewart cheating on her Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson. What was she thinking??









Courtesy: US Weekly

In the latest issue of US Weekly, there is not one, not two, but five pictures showing Stewart either kissing or cuddling with her Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders, who is 41 and married. The photos are in the daylight and oh-so obvious.

Okay Kristen--here's the deal. Have you never picked up a copy of US Weekly? Did you know millions of us eagerly buy them every week so we can see you and all the other Hollywood stars flocking on the beach....walking your dogs. Heck, we even want to know you're "Just Like Us" in photos showing you picking your teeth, pulling a wedgie out of your behind or licking your fingers after eating delicious Buffalo Wings. Somehow seeing photos of you walking out of the grocery store with toilet paper and no make-up on, takes my mind off the incredible pain I'm enduring on the gym treadmill or the pain I'm about to endure at the dentist.


Also, have you ever seen the great lengths the paparazzi go to to find y'all? You've probably noticed them every time you step out of your house and don't you find it strange that there are always black cars following you everywhere you go? I'm pretty sure if photogs can capture images of Shiloh Pitt cruising down the Nile River with Angelina Jolie on their peace mission in Egypt or photograph Suri Cruise mid-breakdown after not getting the puppy she wanted in a pet store, they can probably find you in the outskirts of L.A. at 2 p.m. on a Tuesday.


Just sayin'.


And Rob-I'm so sorry you're heartbroken. But here's my number. Call me maybe?





Source:


http://jeanniecrofts.blogspot.com/2012/08/oh-my-goodness-can-you-believe-this.html






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