Shakespeare Love Quotes

But never doubt I love.

I had rather hear my dog bark
at a crow than a man
swear he loves me.

Love looks not with the eyes,
but with the mind;
And therefore is winged
Cupid painted blind.

Love looks not with eyes,
but with the mind.

They do not love that
do not show their love. The course of true love
never did run smooth. Love is a familiar.

Love is a devil.
There is no evil angel but Love.

Sacred and sweet
was all I saw in her

Good night, good night!
Parting is such sweet sorrow

Facebook Status Quotes

I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.

I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.

Who says I’m not in shape? Round’s a shape, isn’t it?

I thought I wanted a long career, turns out I just wanted cash money.

My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.

47% of all statistics are worthless.

Sometimes I wish life had subtitles (and in a big font)!

I’m cle’a[ni.ng m'y' ke]yb36oa;rd.

James is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.

Peter reminds you to not play stupid with me! I’m better at it.

Steven is not for everyone. Clinical tests show that Steven may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if Steven is right for you.

Josh thinks that if your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”

Jessie took the “Are you spending too much time on Facebook” quiz and the result is “No – You should spend much more time”. Jessie shot the computer.

Cleo really wishes she could but, I’m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.

Linda notices that nobody ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning

Lauren lives vicariously… through herself.

Neal is nealing the neally neal with the help of his close neal.

Liz is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

Sandy really wishes she could but, My panty hose sprung a leak.

Sean is going to drink wet cement and get really stoned.

Sonia has found love in facebook. She is from Bangladesh and “vhan day vill reesh amehica”.

Claire is disturbed by abominable quadrupeds.

Sara couldn’t myself have better it said

James is for external use only. See your doctor before administering

Erick is a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.

Jay feels ashamed of his smoking but it’s better that I smoke this and let the dreams of the cigarette workers come true then to be selfish & worry about my lungs.

Jack will update his Facebook status for money!

Ruby says it’s been a business doing pleasure with you.

Ian just found out that they took the word “gullible” out of the dictionary!

James is going to borrow money from a pessimist. They don’t expect to be paid back.

Rob is wondering if he had everything, where would he keep it?

Jolene understands that hard work has a future payoff but Laziness pays off now.

Dead Quotes-2

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life.

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.

Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it.

To the living we owe respect, but to the dead we owe only the truth.

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend; provided, of course, he really is dead.

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.

Thug Life to me is dead.

Capital is dead labor, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks.

A word is dead when it is said, some say. I say it just begins to live that day.

Unbeing dead isn't being alive.

Knowledge is a polite word for dead but not buried imagination.

Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.

Eulogy. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.

Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.

Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

Dead Quotes-1

©     He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead; his eyes are closed.

©     The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.

©     The earth belongs to the living, not to the dead.

©     What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans, and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy?

©     Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

©     If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write something worth reading or do things worth writing.

©     Whatever your life's work is, do it well. A man should do his job so well that the living, the dead, and the unborn could do it no better.

©     I may neither choose who I would, nor refuse who I dislike; so is the will of a living daughter curbed by the will of a dead father.

©     I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

©     The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living from the dead.

©     Rather be dead than cool.

©     Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.

©     I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

©     The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you.

©     You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway.

©     Let us beware of saying that death is the opposite of life. The living being is only a species of the dead, and a very rare species.

©     I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

©     The reactionary is always willing to take a progressive attitude on any issue that is dead.

©     I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.

©    Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

Pleasure

©     Do not bite at the bait of pleasure, till you know there is no hook beneath it.

©     Give me books, fruit, French wine and fine weather and a little music out of doors, played by someone I do not know. I admire lolling on a lawn by a water-lilied pond to eat white currants and see goldfish: and go to the fair in the evening if I'm good. There is not hope for that --one is sure to get into some mess before evening.

©     God whispers in our pleasures, but shouts in our pain.

©     You are quaffing drink from a hundred fountains: whenever any of these hundred yields less, your pleasure is diminished. But when the sublime fountain gushes from within you, no longer need you steal from the other fountains.

©     Work is often the father of pleasure.

©     A life of pleasure makes even the strongest mind frivolous at last.

©     Pleasure is sweeter as recreation than as a business.

©     To find recreation in amusement is not happiness.

©     It is within the experience of everyone that when pleasure and pain reach a certain intensity they are indistinguishable.

©     Physical pleasure is a sensual experience no different from pure seeing or the pure sensation with which a fine fruit fills the tongue; it is a great unending experience, which is given us, a knowing of the world, the fullness and the glory of all knowing. And not our acceptance of it is bad; the bad thing is that most people misuse and squander this experience and apply it as a stimulant at the tired spots of their lives and as distraction instead of a rallying toward exalted moments.

©     Pleasure may come from illusion, but happiness can come only of reality.

©     He is incapable of truly good action who finds not a pleasure in contemplating the good actions of others.

©     We all try to escape pain and death, while we seek what is pleasant

©     I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.

©     When pleasure interferes with business, give up business

©     Everyone is dragged on by their favorite pleasure

©     I find my greatest pleasure, and so my reward, in the work that precedes what the world calls success.

©     Stolen waters are sweet, and bread eaten in secret is pleasant.

©     Even the worse of jobs has their pleasures, if I were a grave digger or a hangmen, there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.

©     As clouds are blown away by the wind, the thirst for material pleasures will be driven away by the utterance of the Lord's name.

©     Pleasure is the object, duty and the goal of all rational creatures.

Alcoholic Thought’s

©     Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

©     An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.

©     Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

©     You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

©     Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.

©     Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.

©     One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

©     A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.

©     I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.

©     This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.

©     Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend !!!!

©     When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

 

©     I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.

©     The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

©     Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.

©     I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.

©     A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.

©     Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.

©     There is a devil in every berry of the grape.

©     A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

©     I drink to forget I drink.

©     I would take a bomb, but I can’t stand the noise.

©     Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.

©     The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.

©     Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.

©     Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

©     The whole world is about three drinks behind.

©     Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn’t hold water.

©     I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Knowing What I Want

Knowing what i want for myself is so hard to decipher
Finding true love has been a total disaster
Is it brains/beauty or chemistry im after?
Heavens knows its been one stormy relationship after another.

Finding true love has been a total disaster
All of them left me feeling emptier than ever
Worn out,drained from the constant demands
Ill take this heart of mine and wield it like a scepter

Is it brains/beauty or chemistry im after?
Ive tried all three and come up asunder
Im so done with all the constant banter
Now im ready to let go of the matter

Heavens knows its been one stormy relationship after another
So very hard to ponder
Its all in the past now though
Because now im living like a total overcomer.

Sad Quotes:

©     Usually when people are sad, they don’t do anything. They just cry over their condition. But when they get angry, they bring about a change.

©     Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it’s the middle that counts the most.

©     Dying seems less sad than having lived too little.

©     However long the night, the dawn will break.

©     Better by far you should forget and smile than that you should remember and be sad.

©     They that sow in tears shall reap in joy.

©     For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, It might have been.

©     Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of the overcoming of it.

©     I had rather have a fool make me merry, than experience make me sad.

©     The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.

©     Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.

©     We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.

©     A sad spectacle. If they be inhabited, what a scope for misery and folly. If they be not inhabited, what a waste of space.

©     It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen.

©     The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.

©     We ask God to forgive us for our evil thoughts and evil temper, but rarely, if ever ask Him to forgive us for our sadness.

Debian RedIron 900 Wallpaper HD 1600

Debian RedIron 900 Wallpaper HD 1600
(by dragunixos)

Debian RedIron Wallpaper 1600 Download

Love Quotes

©    Wherever your heart is, that is where you'll find your treasure.

©    One is loved because one is loved. No reason is needed for loving.

©    You're in love. That makes you actually kind of boring to people who aren't in love.

             

©    If you loved someone, you couldn’t let lies come between you. No matter what happened - even if you’d already lost each other forever - you owed each other the truth.

©    You are my life. You're the only thing it would hurt to lose.

©    I promise to love you forever - every single day of forever.

©    After all, what was more important, in the end, than love?

©    What was the point of having unending life if that life was without love?

©    There's no good story without romance.

©    If I could dream at all it would be about you. And I'm not ashamed of it.

©    Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts.

©    The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.

©    Anything will give up its secrets if you love it enough. Not only have I found that when I talk to the little flower or to the little peanut they will give up their secrets, but I have found that when I silently commune with people they give up their secrets also - if you love them enough.

©    We are shaped and fashioned by what we love.

©    Life is the flower for which love is the honey.

©    It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for what you are not.

©    Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.

©    We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage.